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the new mascot for the notre dame fighting irish.
Ron Burgundy: today in sports- The University of Notre Dame has decided to change it's mascot from the Fighting Irish to the Fighting Doberman Pinscher Genitilias. Students were outraged at this change.
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Phrase lifted from some song. It is now an allusion to the futility of trying to claim copyright on generic, pointless ideas, particularly within internet fandoms. Has something to do with purple dogs, swans with dogs shoved up their asses, and deviantart.com. Maybe. We can't say for sure.
"Holy shit I came up with bat-winged transvestite raver Anubis stop drawing him"
"You can't fight the moonlight, baby."
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To fight for the sole purpose of your freinds, even if there not with you or you don't have any.
Ike: I fight for my freinds.
Some Guy: Really can you tell me who they are?
Ike: .........
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Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing
Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning
Keep on, keep on, keep on
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Fighting demons in your bathroom is when you have such a large, steamy shit you can barely breathe.
Person 1: Why did you take so long in there?
Person 2: Idk man, but I was fighting demons in the bathroom, don't go in there for a while.
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A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.
"Hello Dean! You should bring Martha and the kids over this Saturday for another squirt gun fight."
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A fight amongst children (and some adults) in a "mobile community" using rocks to settle disputes.
Little Ray Jr. Said my momma was a lot lizard so I challenged him to a trailer park rock fight.