Lick my feet

A phrase often used by royalty to shame another by forcing one to lick their feet often regarded as the lowliest, dirtiest part of their body. Used in a similar fashion to lick my boot.

Her Majesty the Empress: "Hah, you dare speak to me in such a manner? Lick my feet."

Knight: "Yes, Her Majesty."

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Lick my feet

A phrase used to shame another, used by royalty. Lick my feet is used to make one lick the lowest, dirtiest part of a body. Similar to lick my boot.

Her Majesty the Empress: "Hah, lick my feet!"

Knight: "Anything you wish, Her Majesty!"

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Lick the candle whick

Do it.

Oh, you refuse to lick the candle whick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said do it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Lick my beaters

"Licking the beaters" means to lick and/or suck the testicles generously. The testicles can be sucked in a dry state or fluid such as semen and/or brownie batter may be involved. The term comes from the act of licking egg beaters after mixing up a batch of something tasty, like brownie batter and/or semen.

Hey babycakes, if I dipped my junk in syrup would you come lick my beaters?

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Crawling Butt Lick

A harsh -albeit immature- generic insult. I guess it's incinuating that the person who this insult is directed to is comparable to something that wriggles around someone's buttocks, licking it (or perhaps the asshole itself) for whatever reason.

British in origin.

It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.

"You're nothing but a crawling butt lick, Neil!"

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lick my nine

An act of someone referring to themselves as "hot" in some way by reffering to their nipple as a beatiful thing.

mike: LOOK it's that kid we planned to "befriend"

Ben: I'll get him to lick my nine

mike: eww, kinky

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boot licking toadie

Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.

Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!

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