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A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.
A used tampon stuck on the inside of a female's undies after she takes them off and leaves it.
She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.
Crog Log: someone that is always drunk 24/7 and if not they immediately start having withdrawals.
Matt: Have you met Chris yet?
Josh: No why?
Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.
When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.
Related to: snow on a log
What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.