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A DIRTY OLD MAN who perves/touches/looks for younger wemon, a pedo etc.
i saw your dad havin' a perve on your little sisters friends the other day, he is a D O M
1.) A word in which some loser pondered, or stole, after listening to a Dane Cook CD in which he mentions working for the BK Lounge (Burger King). Only this time rendered for McDonalds and far less creative. Loser.
Hey friends I don't have, what did you think about my definition on urban dictionary?
You fag, your definition was nothing more than a mere M D Lounge.
Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.
Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.
When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis
Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.
A director best known for one great movie and a series of crappy ones who, for some unknown reason, keeps getting big budget movies made.
Although I was hoping for another Sixth Sense, M. Night Charlatan's latest movie, just like the last, blew chunks.
The best damn T.V. show in the world! M.A.S.H stands for mobile army surgical hospital. the plot of the show is about doctor hawkeye pierce,doctor john trapper,major hot lips holohan,farett face frank burns,radar o'riley,max klinger,sherman potter and major charles emerson winchester the third. hawkeye and trapper (later Trapper leaves And B.J. honneycutt arives) preforme meat ball surgery in korea in the 1950's. to keep sane they drink homade gin,chase nurses and pull pratical jokes. M*A*S*H ran from 1972-1983 it is one of the most popular shows of all time.
FROM M*A*S*H episode officer of the day.
Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun frank. When i got into this war i had a clear understanding with the pentgon no guns i'll carry your books,ill carry a torch,i'll carry a tune,i'll carry on,i'll carry over,carry forward,cary grant,cash and carry,carry me back to old virginia,i'll even hari-kari if you show me how but i will not carry a gun!!!
So you can see M*A*S*H* is a very pimpish T.V. show.