Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

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bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)

All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.

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Fuck me in the beard

First popularized in the movie "Knocked Up" and more recently among fans of the football club Tottenham Hotspur, due to a fan known as "Dom18" it is a phrase used to convey shock or surprise.

"Newcastle United just made a sensible and well considered managerial appointment!"


"Fuck me in the beard!"

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bearded meat muncher

A box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.

That womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.

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Cat With a Beard

A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.

So the other night, Emily was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.

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Poo Beard

Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.

>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."

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Shit Beard

Homosexual act of wiping feces on your partners upper lip and chin right after the act of anal intercourse.

Damn that shit beard smelled after Rapp hit me with it.

I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!

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