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spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 21, 2022


Spooning

Hitting spoon so together with some friends

Seb: wanna go spooning after school

Jim: sure! i love spooning it’s so much fun

by Spooningismusic April 3, 2018


angry spoon

When you spoon but you're angry, sometimes a sex position if you are kinky enough.

Fuck I think Tyler just gave me the Angry Spoon

by Jumping Spoons January 13, 2016


Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.

She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke

by Phantom1983 February 11, 2024


metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.

He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.

by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012


spoon chimes

The type of windchimes designed with different-sized, metal spoons.

I like spoon chimes, because they're different than the regular windchimes.

by Ritacca February 27, 2023


hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.

I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?

by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022