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A Very Mindblowing Ringtone Included in Samsung Phones
*Over the horizon 2019 Plays*
Chad: this is indeed a Extremely Mindblowing Ringtone frfr ong
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a term used to describe a hook up that has no chance of turning into a relationship
"Jay and I hooked up a week ago, he now wont respond to any of my texts or look at me in class, looks like this was over before it started"
"He was so hot, so I slept with him. I don't feel bad about it. We met at a bar at 2 a.m. It was over before it started."
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what is said to someone who takes themselves a bit too seriously and is one snotty way to tell someone "chill out already".
sheesh, bob, GET OVER YOURSELF, yer not the great and that's why she left you for your neighbors' dog.
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An OCD dad that screams his ass off whenever you even think about going onto the internet.
Over Protective Father - "TIMMY! WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?"
Timmy - "I'm just on YouTube..."
Over Protective Father - "NO! YOU"RE WATCHING PORN! I KNOW YOU!"
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Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.
"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"
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A do-over child is a child that is a second chance for parents with grown children over 18. This usually refers to a situation where a grandparent is raising their grandchild and doing a way better job than they did with their original child.
My parents have no time for their adult children or relationships with them because they are too busy with their do-over child.
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A really good cartoon created by Craig McCracken that got the ax too early because of Disney. It follows the adventures of an alien in another galaxy named Wander with his blue friend and steed, Sylvia. They’re constantly on the run from the self-proclaimed “greatest in the galaxy”, Lord Hater, a manchild skeleton dude with some pretty cool electricity powers and his army of eyeball aliens (in the show they’re called Watchdogs) and the commander of said army, Commander Peepers. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.
Wander Over Yonder was a great show until Disney canceled it. Weird yes, but great.
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