pig circus

a gathering of ugly inbreds, esp a social gathering

A: Jeez, I gotta leave , it's like a fricking pig circus in there.

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bay of pigs

a group of cops

there is a bay of pigs over there

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pig in a blanket

Performed in the Doggy-style position. Occurs when a guy grinds his penis in a girl's buttcrack while squeezing her cheeks together so they completely cover his penis. Requires a nice, soft ass and lubrication, usually provided by the guy spitting on her butthole, or cumming on it after doggy-style sex, or after cumming inside her asshole and having her squeez it out while he grinds.

Cheryl has such a nice, plumb ass that I couldn't help but treat myself to a pig in a blanket after dropping a load on her crack.

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pig in a wig

refers to an obese female (human) that resembles a pig wearing a wig

"hey sam, look at that descusting fat slob bitch."
-"yeah man, pig in a wig."

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pigs ear

australian rhyming slang for a beer.

"oi johnno ,grab us a pigs ear when you get me a dogs eye with dead horse".

translated - hey john, can you please get me a beer ,when you get my meat pie with sauce.

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pigs eye

The best beer ever. Cheap and exotic.

"That super hot babe stuffed a whole can of pigs eye into her vagina? Man!!!What a waste of beer."

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pig herder

Having anal sex with a woman, you pull out just in time to blow your load on her face and in her mouth, you then push her out your door naked, throw here clothes out the window, and call the cops.

I couldn't get rid of my girlfriend, so I just gave her the old pig herder.

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