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Stop signs

A stop sign (stäp sīn) is a useless decorative red octagon that is placed to make the intersection appear less empty. A stop sign is useless as neither we cyclists or motorists really come to complete stops. Being a complete waste of brake pads and energy, these useless octagonal ornamentation serves little to no real purpose in life other than government-issued annoyance.

New driver: complete stop at the stop signs
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.

by Knmagor March 30, 2024


Stop sign

When someone is rejected midway through sex

I was going from the back and she pulled a stop sign

by Bunting September 17, 2018


Stop Sign

Yield

Nobody comes to a complete stop at a stop sign.

by Johnston McKenzie May 6, 2023


truck stop mosaic

when you splatter against the backboard of the commode and leave a big stain for the next guy

I wouldn’t go in there right now my truck stop mosaic is still drying.

by z4ynex June 25, 2024


Stop sign button twisty stick holder

Stop sign button twisty stick holder. : ahhhh.. A

God damn Bolt?!!

Good day to you sir and or ma'am! Say, would you mind handing me one of those stop sign button twisty stick holders please? I'm trying to fasten these two items together and merge them as one through this drilled hole. I just pass the stop sign button twisty stick holder through the hole and they merge as one

by Granola thug August 2, 2022


can u stop being annoying

A teacher is around and your pissed but if you curse youll get in hella trouble
AKA means can u stop being the biggest bitch on the planet thank you

Girl:Do u want it,i said you u want it
You"can u stop being annoying

by ilomoilo April 8, 2019


mexican stop sign

When reaching a stop sign all passengers excluding the drive run around the vehicle until reaching the same spot

We did a Mexican stop sign today

by 007wordmaker August 5, 2014