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if u see her post a video of her making a heart on a foggy car window u lost
she just posted a a heart on foggy car window im gonna kill my self
When you are sexually attracted to windshields
For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."
The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.
Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.
Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.
Roll the window up.
You wanna put some glass in that window?
You wanna let the window up?
This action takes place when a woman is in the upside down vertical position ( legs in the air ) whilst two men approach her vagina and asshole atop her, back to back. The double penetration takes course as both the men bend down in opposite directions, thus, forming the magnificent double hung window.
No awkward eye contact. Just the occasional sweaty cheek rubbing.
Me and my pal double-hung windowed this floozie last night. I was much more comfortable than when we Eiffel Towered her.