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One who burgles shit(turds).
A total cocksmoker.
I saw Paul turd burgle my poop out of the tarlet!!
Vishy is a fag and a total turd burgular.
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A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.
Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!
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(1) A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.
Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."
... later on ...
*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*
Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."
(2) Rob B., Mike F., Bradd G., Mike G., Boris F.
"I can't believe he acted like that, he was a true Turd Ferguson last night."
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a cunning brokeback mountaineer. a lifter of other gentlemens shirts. arse bandit. turd burglars sneak around at the dead of night, particularly in college dorms, etc, looking for drunken/incapacitated victims they can bottybash.
"what was Roger doing round the YMCA last night?"
"didn't you know, he's a turd burglar..."
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A person that has a shit then picks it up and eats it in a bap with dick cheese in his ear shouting his mum to lick it out.
Mum lick my ear i fink im turning into a turd eater
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1)A sure fire way to get pin worm trichonosis and various other shit borne diseases.
2)A german erotic toy used to stimulate sexual response from gay nazi sympathizers.
3) A small brown cylinder composed of fecal matter.
4) An incredibly stupid person usually lacking and thinking skills or common sense.
5) Being stiffed on something valuable or meaningful by a close friend or family member.
1)Grandma used to play with a turd dildo now she is very ill.
2)Colonel Nimitz inserted the turd dildo into his rectum .
3) There are museums with turd dildos in glass cases on shelves , waiting to used in case of emergency.
4)You are a silly turd dildo Mark, Trout Sniffer is a lesbian.
5) Losing that pendant to my aunt willow was a real turd dildo.
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Means bastard. Used when the word "Bastard" can not be used. What kind of fish? A Bass: Bass-turd = Bastard
Hey Dude, don't me a fish turd.
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