Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces
Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.
Hey, nice turd splitter
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A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.
Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!
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An effort to describe someone's ass.
Just think about it and you will get the drift....
Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!
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