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Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.
if u see her post a video of her making a heart on a foggy car window u lost
she just posted a a heart on foggy car window im gonna kill my self
When you are sexually attracted to windshields
For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."
Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.
Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché
When someone slowly wakes up from short yet hard sleep and then looks like having no recollection of past 15 years of their life.
Person 1: Look, Nate's rebooting like Windows.
Person 2: He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.
,,Nate Reboots like Windows when he wakes up from nap - slow and still tired"
Roll the window up.
You wanna put some glass in that window?
You wanna let the window up?
There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.
I am happy meeting in crooked window house.