All Balls No Chain

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.

Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man

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all get out

very; extremely; to the utmost degree to which it is attainable; moreso than normal.

"It was as cold as all get out. Seriously. I was freezing my balls off."

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All of my rage

A brief statement implying that someone or something occupies all hatred you could ever have.

More intense than phrases such as that really grinds my gears

Usually accompanied by the angry fist shaking gesture.

Person 1: That asshole just cut me off!!!

Person 2: Dude, calm down.

Person 1: No! (raises fist in anger) All of my rage!

All strokes, no load

This is a definition for situations or people that just don't deliver based on porn where the sex scenes run long but don't end with a big finish and you realize you just wasted time watching it for nothing.

(A) A vocal and outspoken person with no depth to their knowledge or statements.

(B) A movie, meal, vehicle, album or other experience that is built up with a lot of hype but fails to deliver.

Alternate usage just strokes and no load.

(A) He had a lot to say but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B) I was super excited to see the movie Battleship but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B.1) I went to that new restaurant getting all the hype but it was "just strokes and no load"

if that don’t beat all

An expression of surprise - as in that is the most odd thing ever.

Bro: holy shit, Trump won the election!
Second bro: If that don’t beat all.

All the Small Things

True care truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
Say it ain't so, I will not go (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
Turn the lights off, carry me home (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
The night will go on (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
The night will go on (na-na, na, na)
My little windmill

All the small things! True care thrush brings.

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all the way left

When things go completely wrong.

"How does that shit go all the way left??"