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All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.
Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?
Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that
Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?
Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc
Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain
Dave: Thanks man
very; extremely; to the utmost degree to which it is attainable; moreso than normal.
"It was as cold as all get out. Seriously. I was freezing my balls off."
A brief statement implying that someone or something occupies all hatred you could ever have.
More intense than phrases such as that really grinds my gears
Usually accompanied by the angry fist shaking gesture.
Person 1: That asshole just cut me off!!!
Person 2: Dude, calm down.
Person 1: No! (raises fist in anger) All of my rage!
An expression of surprise - as in that is the most odd thing ever.
Bro: holy shit, Trump won the election!
Second bro: If that don’t beat all.
This is a definition for situations or people that just don't deliver based on porn where the sex scenes run long but don't end with a big finish and you realize you just wasted time watching it for nothing.
(A) A vocal and outspoken person with no depth to their knowledge or statements.
(B) A movie, meal, vehicle, album or other experience that is built up with a lot of hype but fails to deliver.
Alternate usage just strokes and no load.
(A) He had a lot to say but it was "All strokes, no load"
(B) I was super excited to see the movie Battleship but it was "All strokes, no load"
(B.1) I went to that new restaurant getting all the hype but it was "just strokes and no load"
opposite of an "all star cast" production
a show where the cast is all shit, both not famous and dreadful in their roles
featuring Joann Condon, Steve Furst and an All Shit Cast!
Another way of saying “no cap”
first said by EveMH
“I really did have a lot of fun on that date all cap aside”