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Alex Bacon Syndrome

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.

John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.

by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013

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What's shakin', Bacon?

A form of greeting, inviting the recipient to respond, in kind

Amber: What's shakin', Bacon?
Mace: Nothing much, stay in touch.

by maceisthemax May 8, 2011

29๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger

A burger from Jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. No tomato or lettuce to speak of. This burger is most commonly consumed by the HOMOSAPIEN BAKEDUS, a nocturnally-feeding animal. Consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.

Damn dude. Charlie ate that entire Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. He's gonna shit himself in his sleep.

by Moke October 27, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

The size rankings in between Gimme That Cheeseburger (aka fat bitch), Gimme That Double Cheeseburger (really fat bitch), and Gimme That Triple Cheeseburger (obese fat bitch.

Use of Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

Guy #1: Man that chick was Gimme That Cheeseburger.
Guy #2: Nah, she was more like gimme that Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger. Not small enough to be Gimme That Cheeseburger but not big enough to be Gimme That Double Cheeseburger.

by Lord Fuckface December 18, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Bacon Class

Derived from the video in which David Hasselhoff eats Wendy's (possibly a Big Bacon Classic) on the floor, drunk. Used to describe an incredibly trashy, yet commendable act; classless.

"Did you see that Hoff video on youtube?"

"Totes. That, my friend, is big bacon class."

by nateyroth September 7, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I smell bacon

here come the police (bacon is a synonym for pigs)

As he drove pass the white car the His friend called out " I smell bacon " as he looked at the windows.

by Light Joker October 15, 2006

57๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


bacon and eggs

same as above

shiggly shiggly bacon and eggs

by jiggy dee December 12, 2003

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