goji bears

Affectionate term for goji berries, which are Nature's gummy bears.

I would like some goji bears for Valentine's day.

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Koawala Bear

When someone who can't spell Koala Bear tries to write it.

personally, if i was a bear i would be a koawala bear, because they technically aren't bears, there's a song about it :)

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yummy bear

A hot guy or a cute cat.

Vin Diesel is my yummy bear.

My cat's name is yummy bear.

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Cinnamon Bear

A Mexican baby or small child. Namely because of their brown, cinnamon colored skin and the way they sit in a stroller like a gummy bear.

I hate going to the flea market because it's always so crowded with Chicanas with strollers pushing around their little Cinnamon Bears.

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Shave that Bear

When a woman has a giant bush and attempts to shave it.

Hey, hop in the shower and shave that bear.

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Bear Grills

The ample hair around your lush asshole that catches bountiful amounts of your shit.

Guy 1: Why did you take so long in the crapper buddy?

Guy 2: My bear grills snagged a bunch of my shit so it took longer than expected you old pal you.

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bear cat

with the thumb inserted into the vagina, and the middle finger in the anus, the act of rubbing these two digits together through the thin tissue layer seperating them.

"you should have seen the look on her face after i gave her the bear cat!"

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