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A test to be preformed on a chick before eating her out. Finger her a bit and catch a whiff of your finger and you'll know if its safe to proceed.
Use your finger like a dipstick to check her oil
Yo man i checked her oil and knew it was safe
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Yo man i checked her oil and DAMN!!! Was that a stank pussy.
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An offered postponement of sexual intercourse, due to untimely menstruation.
Mary Jane's offer of a red rain check gave Peter blue balls.
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When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.
When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".
Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...
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To have sexual intercourse.
Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.
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Checking on someone's past work experience
All we need to do is a backround check on you, if it goes well, you will be offered the job.
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To stab someone under the arm with a sharpened weapon, as to hit all those veins that run between the arm and shoulder. Developed in the middle ages to bypass heavy plate armor. Also effective against an opponent with a superior weapon (i.e. Gun, hammer, or skills in Tekken Dark Resurection) by making him drop said advantage.
Note: A weapon should not be used if engaged in a Tekken tournement as it could warrant expulsion.
Winning player: "Here comes the Shark Attack! Why do you look like Samuel L. all of a sudden?"
Losing player: "DEODORANT CHECK BITCH!" (using the knife hand strike)
Winning player (now the loser because he dropped the PS2 controller): OH FUCK!
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