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Union College

A beautiful campus, but it's everybody's second choice. Maybe it's not a "new ivy" but it sure as hell is a hidden gem. People here love to party and dance. Security is lax, and waves as people walk by holding alcohol. We are preppy and everybody has something designer. From shoes to purses, to sunglasses: armani and coach aren't in short supply. The guys here are crazy and pretty sketchy, almost every frat is known for roofying girls. The sororities are full of cocaine and all the girls are blonde and beautiful. We are the real thing, we are better than orange county because everyone is old money here. Fuck your beaches and surfing, we've got Galas and heritage. We hate the town we live in because it's trashy and rundown...it used to be amazing before everything fell to hell. This school has been here forever and it's not going anywhere, so get used to it.

You're wearing sweatpants and you're at Union College? (What a trashy whore)

by Uniongirl September 17, 2006

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Wellesley College

A chick school outside of Boston. Its most famous alum is Hilary Rodham Clinton, need I say more?

Wellesley chicks are, dykes, total sluts, or both.

by greekmonkey February 14, 2005

108๐Ÿ‘ 345๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boston College

A Jesuit University located in Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts and headed by Father William P. Leahy (who no one likes or can recognize). The Boston College Administration currently finds himself in the midst of a controversy surrounding the exclusion of sexual orientation in the Unversity's notice of non-discrimination. A 2005 student referendum showed 84% in favor of including sexual orientation in the notice of non-discrimination and a list of nearly 200 faculty and Jesuits in support of its inclusion was published in the school newspaper the day of the vote. The university administration under President Rev. William P. Leahy, S.J. maintains its right to discriminate on basis of sexual orienatation by referencing Massachusetts state law which exepmts religious institutions from including sexual orientation in a notice of non-discrimination. Students and faculty in support of its inclusion note that other Catholic and Jesuit universities in the state, such as Weston and Holy Cross, do include sexual orientation in their notices of non-discrimination.

Father Leahy: But I can't extend rights to gay people, I'm homophobic and don't like them.

Dunn: You can't say that Willy.

Father Leahy: I mean, it's not in line with our Catholic teaching, yeah, that's it...our Catholic teaching.

(runs and hides under desk as 1500 students Strike, Rally, and March in protest)

by justicenow April 28, 2005

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Xavier College

A school in Melbourne, full of fucking cunts and nerds. You know some people are nice, some are not, some are just good for nothing, people smoke, vape, and probably do drugs

Person 1: I go to Xavier College
Person 2: Bruh you really spent 30, 000 dollars on a school full of fucking cunts? Can't belive you did sth like that man, you are not my friend anymore, FUCK YOU

by oedh? August 25, 2021

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college baseball

The most forgotten and least viewed sport on tv

person 1: Dude, I got a job as a sports announcer!
Person 2: Really? For what sport?
Person 1: College Baseball
Person 2: Oh.... That's cool..... I guess.....

by heyitsgel69 January 7, 2017

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Curry College

Curry College is the least party school there is but by god do we party our asses off.

That party last night was so lame but yet such a Curry College party.

by CCColonel June 16, 2018

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Northwood college

Northwood college is a girls private school in northwest London . Girls that go to the senior school here know that all sixth form ers are shorter than the year 7s, as said in any and every head girl and house captain voting speech. The years carry backpack s twice their size and make slime and fantasise about unicorns. The year 8s are out of that stage and now moving on to talk to boys after the 2 or less discos they have had with the neighbouring boys schools (John lyons, Mts). Year 9s are continuously beefing each other, rms +sth girls, and rolling up their skirts so high they get 'dresscoded' . Year 10s and above rule the school and everything they do displays how other schools view Northwood college. Of course there are some that do not follow the stereotype, the smart kids, the musical kids or the art kids etc. But those only exist in few numbers in their natural habitat of the briary or PAC...

Girl 1:omg I got into Northwood college for senior school!
Girl2: have u bought ur 1mx1m back pack yet then?

by Hello I'm anonymous ok November 4, 2019

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