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Germany during 1933-1945 (Nono Germany).
The dictator is a mustached guy. He killed more than 10M people.
The 3rd German Reich's dictator was a b*tch.
Where 2 men with 8 inch long penises and above grab eachother by their erect penises and proceed to spin in a circle together.
I did the germanic spin last night with Jerry
Pooping on your partners stomach and forming a hotdog by transforming the faeces into the shape of a hotdog bread. Optionally this can be consumed with a bit of "hotdog-sauce"
Babe do you want a german hotdog for dinner today?
Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.
Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P
Engaging in some kind of ass play (traditionally with fingers) with someone without knowing whether there is shit in their rectum.
So did you do anything with Jacques last night?
Yeah… Played some German roulette… I lost and had to wash my hands for like an hour afterwards.
Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
when you fuck a girl in the ass while she is riding a gas scooter. This was invented in germany, scottsdale where two lovers where sotted Scooter Fucking
Ex: "dude i just performed The German Gas Scooter on this bitch!"
"oooh shit hardcore!"
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