The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
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An exclaimation of suprise or shock. Term of dismay.
When the IRS fined him $300 for under-reporting $3.45, he exclaimed, "Well fuck me in the heart!".
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Black Hearts Club is the name of YUNGBLUD's (cute British rockstar sex god) fanbase๐ค
I'm a part of the Black Hearts Club
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Slang for vagina, usualy a smelly one.
WHAT the hell is in my heart shaped box??
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nothing racist about asian love. Not categorizing or anything either, but it's said that we asians use it instead of the red one, just for a joke^^
him: babe, we should set an emoji for our chat, just to make it that more special..
her: oke hon9, then what 'bout a heart?
him: then not too "mainstream"
her: i got a perfect idea, let's use the yellow heart emoji, coz we're both yellow <333
remember, this is just a joke, between some of us, we can take it <3
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a mad boy and a sad girl
when combined
the mad boy stays mad
and the sad girl becomes happy
Find the odd one out.
"what song are are you playing today, my black heart?"
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Cumming in one's asshole during anal sex
Paul delivered a brutal Texas Heart Shot on Anna's cow.
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