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Deontay Wilder's planned finishing move to be used against Tyson Fury.
I might get on the top of the buckle of the rope and come down with a flying elbow kick.
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October 24 is national kick a Bruce day
Kick anyone with the name of Bruce
“Hey, tomorrow’s kick a Bruce day”
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Kill me already...Like when someone has a noose around them and they are trying to kill themselves, but need someone to kick their chair.
Today has been a rough day...kick my chair already!
It's a day that you go up to at thot and kick it. This is on the 24th of october.
Oh it's kick a thot day! Go kick that thot!
Thot: ouCh!
Bill: you make one more crack at me, and I am gonna ... do something to you!!
Ted: Oh yeah, Bill, what’re you gonna do?
Bill: I am gonna ... kick your head!
Ted: Oh ... my head.
Bill: Yeah!
Ted: Not my ass?
Bill: ... Yeah!
Ted: Alright then let’s see it! Kick my head! Come on karate Champ, I wanna see you kick ABOVE your waist, okay? Show me that rOUNDHOUSE! Show me that sWEEPING CRANE KICK THAT YOUR KUNG FU MASTER TAUGHT YOU!
Paul: Okay settle down. Ted, Bill’s not gonna kick your head.
Ted: Well why not?! It’s the most vulnerable part of the body. That’s what sense I Bill taught me.
Paul: Okay it was a dumb threat, stop rubbing it in. Im sure if he could do it over again, he’d say ass!
Ted: uH UH UH UH! You know, if you wanna kill a snake, what do you do? You chop off its head! Where does the fish rot from? The head!! tAKE OUT THE HEAD, AND THE WHOLE THING GOES DOWN!! That’s why a fisherman always goes for ... tHE HEA—
Bill slaps Ted’s hand.
Ted: aw cOME ON, BILL, COME ON!!!!
Pretty close, but not super close. Approximately 12 feet.
I’m only an angry mule’s kick away from town.