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self-explanitory, fucknugget.
"you piece of living dog shit, I hate you."
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Different to the Love Live School Idol Project, it involves a naked man and a naked woman. Similar to icing a cake, a man gets his fully erect penis out and ejaculates all over the woman. The man then proceeds to grab a torch and lay it on the chest resembling the sunshine, and finally, he jumps on her and eats her out, where they make a "Love Live".
Man: Want to do the Love Live Sunshine!!?
Woman: Yeah!!
(After doing it)
Woman: I need to take a bath, i have cum all over me.
Man: And i've gotta get dressed.
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comes from year 12 english 2003, a very sensitive subject 4 many but wot is the tru story?we'l neva no, jesus was actually killed by a falling rock.there is also a 13th deciple who goes by the name of jacob.holy water is also brita filtered.and catholics r not ment 2 hav unprotected sex - bollox!
fanx agen 2 the brilliant teachers of mereway upper, wen they do turn up.
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Sapphire: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Jayden: Nobody cares
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Please stop stucking my penis genitals frank
Why am I living
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Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.
Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"
"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."
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a blue Smurf appearing creature in which adorns a cat face, it is seen walking through a forest with a mushroom hat and a snail on its backpack of items (ranging from what appears to be berry’s to a stick)
we live we love we lie *insert image of the cat and let Alan walker music play out*
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