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It's means breakfast. Often used by slavic people who can talk only on broken english.
A:"Hey bro what's up? Ready for morning ?"
B:"Whaaat? It's already made?"
When you get a blowjob with iced coffee in their mouth.
I thought I woke up in an igloo when my girlfriend gave me an Eskimo morning.
5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood
- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day
- a good chunk of people will be asleep
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”
A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.
I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.
Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.
At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.
“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
the quite opposit to Morning Wood;
Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.
Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.
Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.
It's when a man feels his penis is starting to get hard so you lay it across your girls face while she's sleeping early in the morning and let the tip raise her upper lip til she looks like she has a hair lip
My girl punched me cause I gave her a morning sunrise