I smell cap

When you know somebody is lying but you don’t actually want to say they are to prevent getting beat up

Brian: I heard Lisa’s boobies got bigger

Jack: I smell cap

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bust a cap in a nigga

To shoot dark skinned male.
Preferably a nigger.

" yo i just busted a cap yo in that niggas ass yo".....yo..

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Fung-Cap

1.A douche bag, asshole, cocky guy. Closely related to the species of Orangutans for small penis size and inexperience in sex, shares 99.8% of DNA.

2.A name to make fun of a dick or cocky guy.

"I can't believe how he treated me yesterday"
"Dude, He's a Fung-Cap, everyone knows that!"

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Yankee cap, No Brim

The term ‘yankee cap, no brim’ is an exaggerated phase, originally from the term, ‘no cap’. You can use it as if saying “I’m being serious”. The phase ‘yankee with no brim’ originated from a viral video of a couple dudes in New York just having a silly goofy time. By using this term, you’re not only quoting the kings of the big apple, you also now own a share in the New York Yankees baseball team. CONGRATS!!

*scene* Two Buddies Hangin Out

Hunter: *looks over at bud* “Did you know that Jonny Depp’s real name is Alan”

Maggie: *Doesn’t know anything about celebs* “I can almost bet my whole bag of flaming hot Funyuns that its not”

Hunter: *Not lying intentionally* “Yankee Cap, No Brim. I swear his name is Alan”

Maggie: *looks up answer* “One Second”

*camera slowly pans toward a grinning Hunter as truth rings though both of their ears*

DJ Corn Cap

Lady DJ known for the large corns on her toes. DJ Corn Cap in da house. Produced by Feral DJs. Often found causing rave toe at Carousel. Visit www.djcorncap.com for merch and tour dates.

Boy: yo who’s that DJ slinging mad beats right now?
Girl: that’s DJ Corn Cap my G
Boy: BALACLAVA MASSIVE!!!
Girl: Hard!!!

Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.

Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”

Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' meaning a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie. something so false and obviously untrue it is insulting to even say it.

"i hooked up with ashley last night"
"thats deep fried cap no way you could"