When a male see's a pleasant and arousing sight and their noodle becomes excited and goes crazy. And needs to tame the wild-ness of his excitement. Other wise will be left with blue balls. Which isnt nice for a female to do.
Joe: Dude check out that hot chick.
Boe: Yeah man her tits are fucking HUGE.
Joe: She sure as hell would make my Noodle Cockadoodle.
Boe: Effing ay
A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?
What?
Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?
Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"
Alexus and Natalie eating noodles and actually chilling.
Natalie: Lets noodle and chill!
Alexus: Okay! Be there in a minute with the noodles.
The mispronounciation of the least cooler set of words Nicka noodle.
Fat man: N-word Nooodle(vine boom), N-word Noodle(vine boom), N-WORD NOODLE (vine boom)(comsuption of a large amount of ramen noodles.