buck pirate

A buck ass bitch willing to do anything. 'Buck' meaning wildin out to be down with whatever. 'Pirate' meaning never having both eyes open to whats actually going on. For instance... I wanna run a train on a chick and I know she is the type to be down for just about anything that goes but I just so happened to invite a friend over (girl or guy) without her getting suspicious of the train or menage a twa going on.

Buddy: What you on tonite?
Me: Nuthing... I got a buck pirate that I know we can get down with!!!

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angry pirate

when a girl/guy is suckin u off and b4 u busts in their mouth u pull it out and get them in the eye, then u kick out their knee or shin so they hop and get pissd. they may also make angry noises

Travis Kaiser was suckin off his boyfriend Chris and Chirs pull out his Penis and shot Travis in the eye and then kickd him in the shin. Travis then started to hop on 1 leg and make grunting noises...huns the angry pirate

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Angry Pirate

When your girls givin you head and you pull it out of her mouth and jizz in her eye then kick her in the knee.

Last night i gave that whore an angry pirate becuase she charged me double the usual price.

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smoking pirate

sucking dick.

Brian could not come to my house after school because he was too busy smoking pirate.

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poo pirate

smashing a girl missionary style while repeatedly punching her in eye until an eye patch is needed. turn her over to doggy style while still smashing away then get a marker pen and draw a x over her asshole then unleash your load inside of it to bury your treasure.

i was fucking trashed while watching pirates of the caribbean with this chick and she was full ready for a poo pirate.

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Pastry Pirate

Any person who takes great pleasure in one of the following acts to another person's pastry...either by penetrating with fingers or another part of the body, or by throwing at a wall at mach-3 to implode it. This person's malicious intent to defile your precious pastries, and his indulgance for piligining your innocent desires for one bite of your chocolate muffin make this individual a pastry pirate!

Boy that Sgt Lowe is sure one hell of a pastry pirate!

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pirates cove

A hollow, tubular device, made of soft material such as silicone, which slides over the penis to assist men with masturbation.

To wife: "Do you want to have sex?" "No? I do!" ::raising pirates cove triumphantly into the air before closing himself in the bathroom to masturbate with it::

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