let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out

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put da team on my back

One's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between... a desire you must acheive, to go head and get that green, if you not what i mean.

"dawg, gotta do this shit. put da team on my back doe. my leg broke, i dont know how the fuck i'm running right now doe. i do this shit...for madden. oh shit, DARREN SHARPER! one of the most hardest hittin safety's in the league. BUT, i put the team on my back do. fuck it, cross the plane. touch down. greg jennings."

"he put the team on his fucking back do! he put the fucking team on his fucking back do. deshaun jackson put da team on my back!"

Marshawn Lynch put the team on his back do, for seattle fuck madden. darren sharper, hold muh dick. shut up drew brees

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put some balls behind that cock

try a little harder; give something a good effort; put a little muscle into it

(Nerd shoots a free throw and airballs.)

Lingo Hipster: "Come on nerd, put some balls behind that cock."

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put the pussy on the chain wax

to indulge in a session of fucking the pussy, waxing that pussy none stop

Keneth : so dawg wat did u du wen u meet that girl Nikki
Tendai : Man I went home and put the pussy on the chain wax, all night
Keneth : you fucked her all night

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User: "iuaervipandpgvaheihgmpaeimrgh"
Urban Dictionary: When you're bored.
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Put your hands in God's Radiator

Putting your hands in your balls for warmth.

Bob: "Its cold!"
Jack: "Just put your hands in god's radiator and you'll be fine"
Bob: "Thanks Buddy!"

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have/put your head on the block

to risk a bad thing that is happening to you by doing something or assisting someone

Please dear Van Abdullah I'm going to put my head on the block for you.

I hope Van's boyfriend is going to have his head on the block for her.

have/put your head on the block