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Self Help Porn

Getting pleasure from reading or watching Self Help Gurus, without actually doing anything with your life afterwards.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that self-help video on social media?

Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?

Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.

Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?

Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.

Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?

Friend 1: Not yet :(

Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.

by COLCHOUR January 31, 2023


Tower of Self-Centeredness

When someone is being extremely egoistic, they think/speak/act from their tower of self-centeredness

Sam: If I cannot get it, I don't know how anyone can get it.
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness

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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants

by selfcenteredguy July 29, 2010


self-named princess

A girl who names herself and parades around like she deserves special treatment or attention.

My friend Sarah is such a self-named princess.

That girl just was just crowned self-name princess

by matt1125 April 2, 2009


Self-Styled Psychos

The elite urban guerilla band whose members terrorize Juggalos and destroy their property.

"Damn, I hope those Self-Styled Psychos don't attack me cuz of this ICP sticker on my mom's mini-van."

by pusilanomous September 11, 2003


Self cleaning taco

When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy

I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco

by ultradaddy December 12, 2019


Self actualized asshole

Someone who already knows they're an asshole, even if you tell them another thousand times what an asshole or a jerk they are.

The guy was a self actualized asshole, or

If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019


Self-Deprecating Defacating

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

by Urban humor May 23, 2019