Getting pleasure from reading or watching Self Help Gurus, without actually doing anything with your life afterwards.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that self-help video on social media?
Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?
Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.
Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?
Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.
Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?
Friend 1: Not yet :(
Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.
When someone is being extremely egoistic, they think/speak/act from their tower of self-centeredness
Sam: If I cannot get it, I don't know how anyone can get it.
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness
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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants
A girl who names herself and parades around like she deserves special treatment or attention.
My friend Sarah is such a self-named princess.
That girl just was just crowned self-name princess
The elite urban guerilla band whose members terrorize Juggalos and destroy their property.
"Damn, I hope those Self-Styled Psychos don't attack me cuz of this ICP sticker on my mom's mini-van."
When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy
I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco
Someone who already knows they're an asshole, even if you tell them another thousand times what an asshole or a jerk they are.
The guy was a self actualized asshole, or
If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.
Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit
Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating