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A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*
when something is truly sopping wet
*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
Verb. To give someone a rimjob behind a Shop-Rite Grocery store.
Devin gave Aidan a Shop-Rite last night, it was gross.
What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy
“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!
Whenever you go shopping specifically for slutty clothes.
Becky: Like i cant believe that Sarah went slut shopping just to impress Derek like OMG
Jessica: OMG that little whore
When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.
Man: Honey, we gotta go, my cousin's baby's due.
Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!
Man: ...Damn shopping trance...
Abbreviation of Photoshop, the original app where photography can be altered. Specifically, where someone’s face/body appears unusually perfect in print or screen. Can also be used for implying other fakery, such as autotune in music, or anything which aims to sell (ie: being sold at shop)
That profile photo is totally shopped