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When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
The Donald or Squirrel Man is showing off his latest Squirrel Mange hair do to all the voters
A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.
Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!
A squirrel face is someone with bushy eyebrows
Look it's that bitch squirrel face again! Such a miserable thing..
Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.
Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
1. Another name for the Nut Juice, a squirrel's favorite drink.
2. A liquid that someone dropped or dunked their nuts in.
I almost thought she would waste my squirrel water on the ground, but with longing eyes she savored every last drop.
when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.
I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.