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when you want to have sex fast
you: hey babe you wanna make tonight a special night
babe:yeah i wanna do it pump action shotgun
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It's like a regular fist pump only it's "Down Under." Can be used to describe masturbating or getting a handjob.
I didn't go out last night, just stayed at home watched Martha Stewart and Australian Fist pumped
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The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.
Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.
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An aged slut often dressed in provocative and or revealing clothing along with open-toed high heels (with straps) a size or two too small creating instant hammertoe.
Tom's mom is a pumped up heel because she tried to grab my dong under the dinner table. She smells like poon and hairspray.
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Definitely not ari. 2 damage with a pump
Person: Donald trump
Persob 2: 2 damage with a pump
#stolen
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A term for using two hands when holding a gun
If you make me mad I might two hand the pump
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The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.
This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.
It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.
*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!
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