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A way to get your girl to beat your A**
Boy: Babe you should get sky blue french tip 1.5 nails.
Girl: How the f*ck do you know that.
Boy: WDYM
Girl: Im beating your ass
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Slang saying one who is with the times,ecentric, all knowing,on top of things.
Man that guys like a g-dog on a fly tip today.
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The condition in which one needs to urinate so badly that any further delay will cause bladder rupture.
I think tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue is a sure sign one is in trouble.
I held it for as long as I could, but when I tasted urine on the tip of my tongue, then I knew I was in trouble. I had to pull over and go in the ditch.
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The act of grasping ones penis so the tip only shows. While applying pressure to the shaft a can of deodorant is taken and placed so the lips of the penis are flush with the release on the can. The individual then releases the contents of the can down the urethra until a sub-zero frost sensation is achieved.
Everyone was having a good time in the locker room until Mike decided to perform the sub-zero tip trick?
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The opposite of "rock out with your cock out". When presented with an opportunity to either man-up or pussy-out, you choose the latter.
Dude at the Bar: "Are you gonna take this shot of of 151 with me? Or are you gonna dip out with your tip out like the bitch you are?
You: "I good man, I am feeling buzzed already."
Dude at the Bar: "Pussy!"
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I'm really feeling like eating the booty like Donald Trump steak tips cause I'm feeling classy.
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The best pickup line in history. Used by famous internet YouTube star, Daniel James Howell, to his secret husband, Philip Michael Lester.
Dan: Hey Phil, could you give me some editing tips?