A douchebag, namely one who works in or studies mathematics or a discipline involving mathematics, such as engineering or physics. Originally used in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.
Robin Williams: It's not about you, you mathematical dick!
The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.
Dick Stubig was angry last night.
When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.
Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”
Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”
A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.
Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.
A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.
Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.
Another name for someone who is a slut or whore. Someone who likes a lot of dicks. As defined by Dave and Chuck the freak. Also called the legion
Guy 1: "Dude Megan is so hot" Guy 2: "Yeah but she's in the legion of dicks"
Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel
Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby
Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!