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A seldom diagnosed medical condition, resulting from administering excessive cunnilingus. A swollen bulb will emerge on the underside of the tongue. This can produce general soreness, and a difficulty eating or speaking.
“Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”
My below tongue is stil very active which is highly annoying as I’m constantly juicing my knickers!!! Which means I can’t wear them 2 days in a row 🙄 ffs laundry! 😎 xxx
When a woman is giving you a rim job and cocks your leg back and you fart in her mouth
Dude:Hey bro guess what I did on the weekend !
Friend:What’s that man
Dude:A girl was giving me a blow job and was working her way to my arsehole and I gas tongued her !
When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)
" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."
The face you make when you’re concentrating so hard on your drawing/art that your tongue peeks out of the corner of your mouth.
Guy 1: “The other day I was drawing and I got so into it I didn’t notice my Artists Tongue showing! I was so embarrassed!”
On 12th of April it touch tongues day so just go up to a friend and touch tongues
Hey it’s national touch tongue day! Wanna touch tongues?
When kissing your partner you alternate sticking your tongues out into each other's mouths similar to a frog sticking it's tongue out!
Dude! I just had the hottest make out session ever! She totally started frog tonguing me!