gravy train

A variation of the '69' sexual position. When the man is about to come, the woman shits on her partner's face. To be done properly, the woman should have diarrhea.

Nothin' like riding into the sunset on your lady with a little gravy train at the end!

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Wayne Train

A red hot, sticky caboose, filled to the brim (Jew Style) with fat, sweaty, bald, elderly, and nude men with thick burly beards, who are ready to give you the sexsperience your virgin sphincter craves. (More pleasurable if a suppository is inserted before the act.) One must rip a phat rail of white lightning off the gooch of a passenger

I was having a shitty week until I unloaded on the local Wayne Train

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Crazy Train

A hooker, or prostitute who gets paid more than $40 to sleep with seven mental institution patients at the same time

I hired a hooker to do a "crazy train" with my inmates.

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stink-train

a decorative piece of feces made by a person like peter pinori (otherwise known as the mentally retarted) which is shaped like a train and runs on toilet paper tracks (popular in mexican cities)

"all aboard the stink-train"
"peter what have i told you about playing with your stink-train before dinner"

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boyfriend in training

What every girl doesn't want...but somehow manages to get.

Elaboration...

1. When a pussy ass guy asks you out without making contact with you whatsoever, and has you in the honor of being his first "girlfriend."

2. When a "boy" asks you out, tells all his friends hes gonna do shit with you, but doesn't even wanna hook-up.

He is such a boyfriend in training.

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The Cole Train

1. A loud obnoxious black roid monkey on the game Gears of War
2.The song that plays during the credits on Gears of War

1. The Cole Train: Whoo!
2. Yeah! Whoo! Bring it on sucka! This is my kind of shit!

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Soul Train

Several black men getting together and having their way with a lady.

Keshan, Jamal, Maurice, Antawn, and Quentin soul trained that chick the other night.

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