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The heavily armed, military-grade Federal officers dispatched, at the request of potus, to forcibly quell peaceful protestors.
You gonna protest tonite?
Well, I actually wasn't until the trump troops showed up and gave me a reason to protest 1st Amendment violation also.
Yeah, we gotta mobilize the forces!
The call that is uttered when there is no intelligent answer to a fact that is presented. Also used to incite the less intelligent of our society into doing something stupid.
Mary told Fred that global warming was, in fact, true and backed up by scientific data when Fred shouted "Trump". Elizabeth was stopping Joe from jumping off the roof to test out his new springy shoes when someone yelled "Trump" and Joe decided to risk it as the Trump call was too much for him to ignore.
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When something occurs that puts you in such a state of shock, you're not sure if you should;
1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit
4) Preform all 3 at the same time
I can't watch the news anymore, it's just one Trump Reflex after another.
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A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.
and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).
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What Salad Fingers says instead of "Oh My Goodness" or
"Oh My God"
Salad Fingers: I've made you a friend hat!... (Talking to his finger puppets)
Salad Fingers: Oh, bubble trumps
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