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The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.
She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.
Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.
"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."
A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.
"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."
The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.
I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams
When you’re so buff, you have veins leading down to your dick. This was a term coined by the ex vine star Cody Ko.
Woah, Chad has boner veins now?
When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.
Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...
Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.
Just say no to boner abuse!