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a thing that people say helps lose weight but does you no good what so ever
dave:u need to lose weight
clay: you should workout to lose all that weight
sage: working out does not help lose weight dumass
When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation
Try to swiggle your way out of this one
Come on girls don’t be such cowards
Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam
To abandon. Wether a child and/ or, run away from responsibility.
Such as a group project.
Foxy love: "Just waiting on my dad to get home"
How long has been Dad goin' out for smokes
22 years, 8 months, 6 days
Where's Nick? He said he was goin' out for smokes and been gone all day!
to stare at a female's body features out of attraction
joe: ayo will you check her out or what John?
john: okay
F*ck her so good she contracts autism.
Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain”