I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

Can I have a go?

Can I try?
Can I give it a try?
Can I take a turn?

That game looks fun! Can I have a go?

y..o..o..n..g..i..2

An amazing person to ever exist!

"y..o..o..n..g..i..2 is an amazing tiktoker!"

I did what I thought what right

And where you RIGHT to do that... Or where you WORNG? OH, NO. I KNOW. I know you're a woman so you don't understand what WRONG is or what BEING WRONG feels like but it LOOKS something like this:

A wrong person "I did what I thought what right 🥺"

Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"

M I K E

The creator of humans and more importantly potatoes

M I K E is the true god and gave us the greatest gift of potatoes

i slumped

To fall deep asleep on accident

Dude, I slumped hard in the chair last night