oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
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*plane lands in Benidorm*
*until i found you plays*
Me: FINALLY! SOMETHING GOOD!
absolutely not. if u named ur kid this please legally change their name like this person is actually so ass like its horrendous like fucking gross like this thing is actually so ugly that lot looks like a failed science experiment that literal fucking rodents made and snuck onto earth. Like please even recantation cant even fix it
ew hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo is so ew
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when a karen or chad He's resisting law enforcement. This is what they scream.
i am not resisting Officer
Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."
Me:"Where are you going dad."
Dad:"I am going to get some milk."
It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”
Hit me where I don’t gaf
What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.