whooper

when you’re so so stupid/ do something stupid

Girl 1: Yea she pulled a whooper

Girl 2: What she do
Girl 1: She posted something about someone with her name on it

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whooper

A very massive stiff pimple, usually red in color, but not not a white head.

Ha, that nerd has whoopers all over his face but can't pop them because there is no pus!

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whooper

someone who performs oral sex on a male, and spits the "remains" into a hollowed jelly doughnut and proceeds to eat the doughnut

Eader, get that out of your mouth you whooper!!!

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Whooper

Whopper spelled wrong by most Indians. But still acceptable since they do not call it a burger

I want a whooper!

What the fuck is a Whooper?

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whoopers!

A comical way to express that you've made a mistake, broken a promise, etc, but really don't care.

Reccommended use: when said in your best 'stupid person' voice.

Sister: You said we were going to see the new Harry Potter tonight, but you got drunk and went to the strip club with your friends! dubya tea eff?

Me: WHOOPERS!

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hoof whooper

Jack-ass, a person that literally makes you want to beat them senseless, then beat the sense back into them so that they can see how idiotic they are.

I was driving ten over the limit, and that hoof whooper cut me off!

whooper with cheese

When a overweight female has an infection of the female genital tract.

Hey Matt, look at that whooper with cheese!

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