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The act of inserting the tongue into the birth canal or urethra of any bodily oraface.
Ron-“I don’t know what to get her for valitines day”
Richard-“just chuck her a tongue-o”
Jake is literally the best person you could ever hope to meet, he’s the funniest, nicest, cutest, most adorable, smartest, honest(est?), talented (did I say cute already?) bestest boyo in the world. He’s always up for late night talks even if they get s u p e r TMI, there is nothing he won’t talk about. Not only is he the best boyfriend but also the most encouraging and supportive friend, not to mention a
m a s s i v e c o c k .
once you meet him you literally can’t live without him.
Guy 1: Who’s that cute guy over there?? he’s SUPER nice!!
Guy 2: Oh that must be Jake O
Guy 1: I’m definitely asking him out!
When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.
Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy
Girl thinks: He has about 5 minutes before I Faux-O his ass. I have to be at work at 8 a.m.
a super-spun gutter troll
Dont mind what that crazy lady is rambling about.. she's a regular tiffany o.
A fat fucking queer who’s eyes are uneven he looks like the monster from goonies. Unfaithful to his girlfriend who he has already cheated on like 5 times, To tall so nothing counts because he has a unfair advantage, turned down a post Malone concert in fucking Dallas with guaranteed backstage tickets to meet post Malone and everyone else at the concert to hangout with his girlfriend who again he has cheated on like 5 times. He says “I don’t care” for anything that you say. Also he’s gay.
He’s tall, he must be a will o’ cockell
The act of failing to jump over an orange traffic cone resulting in penetration of the anus.
Dude, did you see John get that cone-o earlier?