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best video game ever only 2 things are bad no shovel knight no banjo
best video game is super smash bros
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Sex.
There are only two methods of orgasm. Sex and Super Smash Bros
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Smashing Fat Chicks: to smash a chick of at least double the male counterpart's weight (obviously, more is preferable). The skankier, the smellier, the hairier the trick, the better. Also, must be willing to roll out on a moment's notice.
Smashing Fat Chicks: "Trick, you better be willing to let me smash your skank-ass-hairy-smelly-trick-bitch booty before we roll out to do some ass-to-mouth while I drive your bitch-ass to the salon so you can trick up your fat 'do."
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The act of gangbanging a woman
Oh man, did you see that video? They were playing super smash bros on that hoe!
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Any particular time of the day. Any time some person may ask for the time.
Chase- Hey, do you know what time it is?
Shawn- Yeah. ITS HOBO SMASHING TIME, BABY!!!
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The act of smashing the same woman as one of your bro's. A more suitable name for Eskimo Brothers. The first friend to bang the Penis Princess is obviously Mario, while the second person to get inside is Luigi. Regardless of each mario versus luigi title, the two guys are Super Smash Bros--a bond that they will share forever.
If you happen to be a Super Smash Bro, it is your duty as a Super Bro to make sure that the other bro isn't catchin feelings for the Penis Princess. These bitches are rollers, rollin from guy-group to guy-group, bangin bro after bro. It is important to only think of these girls as Super Smash Hoes- more specifically: just a hole to stick your dick in.
"Did you hear about Mark taking Hillary to Pound-Town in the bathroom at that party last night?"
"Ya dude, what a hoebag. She was just getting boinked by Mark's best friend Tony the weekend before."
"Looks like Mark and Tony are even better friends now: they're Super Smash Bros."
"Yeah, it sucks its Hillary though... she is quite the Super Smash Hoe."
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