a number that rly should be banned from the world.
math teacher: ok then you do 34 + 35. what’s that?
middle school boy: *laughs* 69..
the whole class: AYO
Hit book written during English class popular amongst reddit users
Cool person 1: Damn bro, did you hear about the new hit book SUS-69?
Cool person 2: Hell yeah dude! It's lit as hell!
“Hey do you know why it’s called *69?”
“Oh, because the * looks like a butthole.”
The rules states that if in a coed work environment, someone is fucking
"I just started this new job and I'm certain Jill is sleeping with Ted from accounting, rule 69"
Rule 69: if it exists, there's a Cupcakke remix of it
Friend: I was trying to listen to the Minecraft soundtrack but it was some random moaning and rap about smacking ass like a drum?
Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?
A Rocket League ‘Rule 1’ Where One Of The Cars Is Backwards.
“OHH I GOT THE RULE 69 UP YES COMONNN”
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