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1. A person that is a huge douche bag and constantly kisses ass to get where they are. They tend to be dull boring assholes with no sense of humour or heart. They are also usually pussies and are never willing to bend the rules to help a comrad out. Ball lickers tend to get a lot of managerial positions in life which can really piss off a genuine guy that is subject to working for him. At every school i've been to or for any organization I have ever worked at, there has always been a madd ball licker that likes to ruin my fun.
2. A flaming fruit loop that likes to pleasure his boyfriend by licking his gonads. This type of ball licker is gross but to be fair, they can still be good citizens or nice people.
3. A girl that is sexually bold. If your wife licks your balls, power to you. However if you just met the girl and she wants to lick your balls she is downright scandalous and you should get tested as soon as humanly possible.
4. A guy with nothing to do that spontaniously picks up a billiards ball and licks it for no particular reason. Allthough it is odd, I can't think of anything wrong with that type of behavior. Mind you this type of ball licker is extremely rare. Infact I have yet to come across one in my travels.
ball licking manager: Hey Miller, you're fired.
Ranting Miller: Good I don't want to work for you anyways. Trust me guys this guy is a huge ball licker. How do you think he got his job anyways. Obviously from licking so many balls.
ball licking manager: You're choice of words are most foul and inappropriate to be used inside a steel mill. I request at once that you use restraint and be more professional. What will the CEO think if he see's my men out of line.
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1) A woman (also affectionately called a bitch) who challenges the virility and dominance of a man by utilizing verbal abuse and/or by controlling social situations usually controlled by the men.
2) A woman who is so bitchin' and intelligent that most men fear openning their mouth in her presence, much less making a sexual advance.
"That ball buster of a ho didn't let me have a word in edgewise. She tore my ass up one side, and down the other"
"Woo Wee! Look at that ball bustin' honey!"
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(noun) The phenomenon where one's scrotum becomes uncomfortably adhesive and attaches to the shaft of the penis (usually during humid conditions).
Chris: Damn man, stop feelin yourself!
Ben: Dude, shut up...I've got a bad case of sticky balls.
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Slang term for Barbiturates.
Barbiturates, such as phenobarbital and secobarbital, are any of various derivatives of barbituric acid used especially as sedatives, hypnotics, and antispasmodics.
Barbiturates have largely been supplanted by Benzodiazepines (such as Valium, Xanax) due to addictive potential, extensive abuse, and severe withdrawal syndromes.
I need to hook up some goof balls, to help me kick heroin
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it is the sensation a bro gets when he either has been promised chill time with a bro and then gets cancelled on or the individual has to wait for a long period of time before they chill.
Dude 1: hey bro when we gonna chill?
Dude 2: sorry bro i dont get into town for two months.
Dude 1: dude your giving me bro balls over here.
example 2
Dude 1: we still good to chill tonight?
Dude 2: sorry man i gotta cancel my moms in town
Dude 1: bro you are giving me mad bro balls
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Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.
I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls
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that gooey residue that stays on your nuts after sweating all day.
Dude this is rancid ball butter!
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