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Take a tortilla shell, shit in it, and apply normal topings, and than put it in a taco bell bag and deliver to a friend.
"My friend gave me a Taco Bell Shitter the other day, it tasted like ass."
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A name you use at restaurants, including Taco Bell, that yell out your name when your order is up. My Taco Bell name is Fernando.
I'm using my Taco Bell name, so grab the order when they yell "Fernando"
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slang for AIDS and/or gonerreha
"I might have developed J Bell Coodies"
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I'm going to break down the action known as the liberty bell in a few simple steps.
Step 1 - You must first forcefully push feces from your rectum until it reaches the danger point, when the turd is ready to fall but hasn't yet.
Step 2 - Once the "danger point" has been reached you can slowly carry the dangling shit on your ass to it's destination point, be careful though the feces is very fragile and may fall easily.
Step 3 - Once the feces has reached the required destination you can begin preforming the act, you will need to have a female. Now read carefully, this female MUST be under the influence, no normal human would attempt this act without being really...and I mean really fucked up.
Step 4 - Once you have the intoxicated female placed on a bed with her mouth opened wide you can begin to lower the feces into her mouth, be careful not to lower it to far or you may cause her to gag or swallow your feces.
Step 5 - When the feces has penetrated the lip level you can begin swinging your ass in circles, this will cause the feces to beat rapidly off the walls of the females mouth.
Congradulations - If you have made it this far you have offically performed the "liberty bell"
"Well I was gonna give the bitch a liberty bell but I went to far past the danger zone and the ho choked on my shit."
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A widely popular and overused joke.
So named due to the long-standing and overused joke about eating taco bell and having diarrhea, the taco bell joke has become a staple of every uncreative comedian everywhere.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" was the original taco bell joke.
Jokes about all male parties being sausage fests are taco bell jokes.
Most jokes about your wife, women in general, and your momma being so fat have become taco bell jokes due to their lack of originality and their popularity.
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Two challengers face each other head-to-head in an event in which they have to consume as many packets of Taco Bell Fire Sauce as they possibly can. Once the challenge starts, contestants are not allowed to drink/eat anything. Anything done to cool the mouth down is considered illegal. The person who consumes the most packets is the winner.
Lets do the Taco Bell Challenge.
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The condition in women of staying childish constantly; unable to grow up.
That mother is acting like a teenage girl- she definitely has tinker bell syndrome.
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