February 7

The day your female crush sends you nudes

Guy : Babe guess what day it is
Girl: what
Guy: February 7!!!!!!!

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February 11th

(noun) A child who was an "accident" and should have been aborted.

"I heard Jessica's son was born on February 11th."

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February 11th

This day is a holiday of sorrow. When you’re born on this day you will be forever cursed to monotony and loneliness. Nobody will stick with you except the people you don’t want to.

Woah! You were born on February 11th? That stinks bro, I’m sorry.

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february 19

kate scadden was born on this day

“hey guys it’s february 19th.”
“it’s also kate’s birthday today!”

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february 28

the day when most e-girls where born. Sorry. I don’t make the rules. it’s still a Pisces. I don’t care what ppl say

She was definitely born on February 28

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February 14

the day after guys ask our girls they hate just to break there hearts in Valentine’s Day

Mikey:hey I like you
Cali:ok....
Mikey:want to date me:
Cali:sure
NEXT DAY AKA FEBRUARY 14
Cali:hey it’s Valentine’s Day
Mikey:yeah about that...
Cali:...
Mikey:IT WAS A PRANK!!!!! I NEVER LIKED YOU!!!!!!
Cali:your joking
Mikey:NOPE
CALI:😤😤😤😤😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯🤯😡🥶🥶🥶🥺🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧🤧🤧

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February 14

February 14th is the day where everyone has to go around and ask people kiss or slap.

John: hey Alex kiss or slap
Alex: kiss
John: come here papi

Alex: we bout to February 14th

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