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Having only one child , knows the father of the child and had never been a stripper
I hope that baby momma doesn't start working at the club and ends up losing her Cocoa Beach virginity
Nick James Darrow; Manhattan Beach, CA: hammered 24/7 don't know why is he okay
Nick James Darrow; Manhattan Beach, CA
Connor Payne: Dude, is Nick Darrow okay?
Grace Heimann: Dude, I don't know.
Nick Darrow: *is obliterated*
When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.
I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.
The act of blowing pop rocks up into a girls vagina while she is on her period.
My girlfriend said we couldn’t do it because she was on her period, so I gave her the Normandy Beach.
A person who is always there and can stay up chatting and playing minecraft all night if you just suggest it. She is easy to get along with. And just try to keep her from ruining her hair. But she is usually found with a group of friends at school and can be loud but softly toned at the same time. P.S don't let a Hailey go and forget her. Always try to stay connected with her.
Hailey, That Hailey Beach is a great person, Jason. You should meet her.
The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.
Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"
When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.
Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?
Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...
Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!