1d as fuck

when you're so far up one direction's asshole that you can tell who is who by their leg hair

*listens to one direction's new song for 10 hours straight* *1d as FUCK*

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fucked silly

The point as to which a woman loses control of her muscles and thoughts through unbearable pleasure.

Sévigny's eyes roll back in pleasure of being fucked silly.

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well fuck it then

A term you would use if you had just given someone a good idea on something but they reject your idea.

Chad: "Hey let's go eat and then see a movie!"
Joyce: "No, I've gotta go grocery shopping."
Chad: "Well fuck it then!"

Wrong As Fuck

Wrong As fuck, commonly shortened to "wrong af". Derived from the famous University of Central Florida football player Micah Anderson. It is known that a person is "Wrong as fuck" if a person says something that makes entirely no sense at all, or states something of the utmost of obviousness.

Bro-bean: Dude have you seen my ray-bans??
Snacks: What ray-bans???

Bro-bean: the ones in your twitcons dude , I let you see them..
Snacks: naw man I haven't seen them
Bro-bean: Man you wrong as fuck.

Fuck California

Phrase used to express dismay when one realizes California has been run by liberal Democrats for 2 decades, but they still blame Republicans for everything.

Fuck Califronia Liberals, Fuck California Hypocrites, Fuck California Spoiled Brats, Fuck California Gossip, Fuck California Nosiness, Fuck California Anti-Caucasian Racism, Fuck California Aristocracy, Fuck California Decadence , Fuck California Financial Disaster, Fuck California's Nice Weather

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Fucking Normies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me : ice cream + noodle is my dinner
My best friend's little sister: Ew
Me : NORMAL FUCKING FAGS ,SHUT THE FUCK UP! GOD FUCKING DAMN............FUCKING NORMIES , REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck muscle

The organ located between a man's thighs used to pleasure another person's body.

Keirsten enjoy's it when Chads sticks his Fuck Muscle in her Pussy, Anus & Mouth!

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