Fuck Games

1.) Weak ass lies or attempted cons 2.)A bullshitting ass excuse (usually from a woman).

Guy: Damn, so what happen to you this time last night? Cant call?

Chick: I was sick... And I got fired yestesdey... and I forgot..

Guy: Yo, quit with the fuck games you simp-ass bitch

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The Game Dolphin

The Game, as in the one you just lost, in its physical form taking the shape of a dolphin. Its default form is a floating steel text saying "THE GAME" about 4'x8' in size. However, a dolphin seems to be its favorite form. Notable characteristics are two dorsal fins and the words "The Game" on its left side translated into whatever the reader's native language may be. It's only natural enemy is the security guard narwhal.

The Game Dolphin is a legend and has yet to be found, however there is a large group of people constantly searching called L.O.S.E., which has yet to be decided what exactly it will stand for. This group is always open to the public, welcomes new members, and shuns non believers.

dude, you wanna help us find the game dolphin?" "yeah! i cant believe we haven't found it yet!

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Charge it to the game

an expression used by a person when that person does not feel accountable for a certain chain of events or there is nothing one can do about a certain situation

similar to "chalk it up to the game"

"Say, I heard you cut up my girl and then straight skeeted in my favorite cereal bowl....."

"I don't know what to tell you....charge it to the game son"

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head game

The way to describe the style of how a female gives head.

"Aw man! Her head game is tight!"

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cookie game

Choose a piece of food, e.g. a Chips Deluxe, that you and your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed to fervently jerk off all over it. Last one to get their jizz on the cookie has to eat it.

I'll bet they play the cookie game in the Oval Office and that Rumsfield is on a losing streak.

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H-Games

A shorter way of saying Hentai games.

Person 1 "Dude, Did ya see those H-Games with Tifa?"
Person 2 "Yah that bitch love those dildos up all her holes!"

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The Crying Game

Pulling your ball-sac over your dick so you look like you have a vagina. After viewing this in the mirror you begin to cry.

Riley just played the crying game.

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